walk like thunder.

shes-a-war:

Sweet, sweet darling.

My god.

shes-a-war:

Sweet, sweet darling.

My god.

“I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesn’t mean we are dating.”

Leonardo DiCaprio (via pr0paganda)

Hey Leo, I’m a college student. I used to be a waitress. I can put a waitress costume on for you…

yasboogie:

Cucamelons: They’re grape-sized watermelons that taste like cucumbers with a tinge of lime

They’re native to Mexico and Central America. They also go by the following names: mouse melon, Mexican sour gherkin, Mexican miniature watermelon and Mexican sour cucumber. [homegrown-revolution.co.uk]

You can buy the seeds here: $2.50 for 25-35 seeds. [rareseeds.com] Read more.

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“We tend to think animals are lower than us, but all the scientists in the world couldn’t design and operate a bumblebee’s wing. We can’t jump or run very fast, and we can’t carry vast weights like an ant can. We can’t see in the dark and we can’t fly except crammed in a noisy tube like sardines, which doesn’t count. Humans compared to animals are almost totally deaf, and we can’t smell a fart in an elevator by their standards. We are finite and separate, and neurotic, while the consciousness of an animal is at peace and eternal. We strive and go crazy to become more important. Animals rest and sleep and enjoy the company of each other. We think we have evolved upwards from animals but we have lost almost all of their qualities and abilities. The idea that animals don’t have consciousness or that they don’t have a soul is rather crass. It shows a lack of consciousness. They talk, they have families, they feel things, they act individually or together to solve problems, they often care of their young as a tribal unit. They play, they travel, and medicate themselves when they get sick. They cry when others in the herd die, they know about us humans. Of course they have a soul, a very pristine one. We humans are only now attempting with the recent rise in consciousness to achieve the soul that animals have naturally.”
— Stuart Wilde  (via commovente)

(via bashfulsass)

#cardsagainsthumanity last night

#cardsagainsthumanity last night

#homemade black bean crescent roll #taco thingy #foodporn #yum

#homemade black bean crescent roll #taco thingy #foodporn #yum

I Live Under Your Sky Too is a massive (32-feet wide) installation by artist Shilpa Gupta, erected by the sea on Carter Road in Bandra, Mumbai.

The installation features the text “I live under your sky too” written in three languages — English, Hindi and Urdu — using LED lights with the individual words intermixed. The lights go on and off, highlighting the sentence in each language alternately. Read between the lines and the message is one of religious, national, political, class, and gender harmony.

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(Source: a-thousand-desires, via sam-conlon)

I became so involved while practicing harmonica, two hours went by and I didn’t even notice.

DO YOU REALIZE HOW LONG I HAVE WANTED THIS?????!!!!!!

Excitement overfloweth up in here.

I worked my first full day by myself today at my new job because my boss had a real estate conference.

I was nervous this morning, but besides my boss’s wife leaving me a nasty note on the thermostat telling me not to turn the AC below 70 (and like…really? What the fuck is the point of having AC?), everything went splendidly. I even showed a unit and rented it!

Woo!

The most wonderful birthday gift from a most wonderful lady. #harmonica #birthday

The most wonderful birthday gift from a most wonderful lady. #harmonica #birthday

Cupcake for breakfast, courtesy of my bosses! #birthday

Cupcake for breakfast, courtesy of my bosses! #birthday